
If you haven't seen
Ratatouille, read at your peril:
Here's a quote from A.O. Scott's
NY Times review of
Ratatouille:
A nearly flawless piece of popular art, as well as one of the most persuasive portraits of an artist ever committed to film. It provides the kind of deep, transporting pleasure, at once simple and sophisticated, that movies at their best have always promised.
I entered
Ratatouille with great hopes, since not only am I a fan of Pixar Studios but in particular of writer/director
Brad Bird (
The Incredibles). What a disappointment. While it's unfair to compare
Ratatouille to
The Incredibles (though the NY Times makes that connection), I'd have to argue that
Ratatouille is not only inferior but contains a diametrically opposite message.
First the structural problems. We begin by following the journey of Remy the Rat (Patton Oswalt) from the French countryside to Paris. Remy is an atypical rat in that he lives for more than just foraging and snacking on garbage. Remy's highly developed sense of smell (and his literacy) have led to an interest in cooking, particularly the egalitarian cookbook of a famous Parisian chef named Gusteau (Brad Garrett). After a perilous journey through the sewers, Remy finds himself in Gusteau's kitchen. But the chef has died and the kitchen is now run by a pint-sized tyrant named Skinner (Ian Holm), who betrays the Gusteau's legacy by putting the old boss's name on frozen burritos.
At the same time, Alfredo Linguini (Lou Romano) has arrived at Gusteau's wanting a job. Despite Skinner's scorn, Linguini lands a job as a garbage boy. Linguini has no ambitions or skills, yet in an early scene Remy sees him add ingredients to a soup in the kitchen. (This is the only time in
Ratatouille that Linguini cooks on his own initiative.) Remy intervenes and he and Linguini soon devise a method by which Remy will control Linguini's movements by pulling his hair (?) and Linguini will get credit for the recipes. The point-of-view is split between Remy (who Oswalt voices engagingly) and dull Linguini, who spends most of his time feeling sorry for himself.
Human and animal never communicate in words, a wise move but one that winds up leading to a good deal of dawdling.
In the end Linguini and his fellow chef/girlfriend Colette (Janeane Garofalo) become famous after a meal Remy prepares (ratatouille, of course) impresses a snobbish critic (Peter O'Toole). Linguini reveals Remy's existence, and Gusteau's is eventually shut down by the health department when Remy's fellow rats come to his aid in a fanciful climax.
My issues with
Ratatouille: It's boring. Keeping the point of view on one character would have turned the film into a pretty good animated kids' film or a satire of French snobbery tarted up with computer-generated animals. But more importantly, a film in which a co-lead character finds love and success without learning, changing, or trying to better himself in any meaningful way isn't worthy of the studio that produced
The Incredibles, much less
Toy Story. Would it have been too much to ask for a scene in which Linguni asks Remy to teach him to cook? Instead we get repetitive scenes of Linguini flailing around the kitchen while Remy hides under the chef's hat.
What's up Brad Bird? You won an Oscar for a film about rising to the occasion and finding strength and purpose in family, and you follow it up with a story about mediocrity winning out thanks to a rat who likes to cook.
Ratatouille is my early nominee for most disappointing film of 2007.